What kind of scat is that? Poo from the Foona-Lagoona Baboona? (The remarkable Foon, who eats sizzling hot pebbles that fall off the moon.)

Well, I think I know.

At the end of breeding season, one of the rams lost the crayon off of his marking harness- the rivets broke and the crayon holder came free.

I could not find the crayon for quite a while. When I did spot it, I could tell someone had chewed it up quite a bit.

The likely suspect: